Nick Carraway, the wide-eyed, ever-present narrator of The Great Gatsby, described one of the legendary parties thrown by the movies fabulously wealthy and elusive title character as an amusement park.
But Carraway could just as easily be referring to the very movie he finds himself in, a hyper-real, hyper-active, hyperbolic adaptation of F. Scott Fitzgeralds novel that spares no flower, flapper or fringe in bringing Jazz Age decadence to throbbing life.
It takes a singular brand of chutzpah to consider perhaps the greatest piece of American literature of the 20th century and say, What this story needs is 3-D. Australian director Baz Luhrmann is just that audacious, staging Fitzgeralds tale of reinvention and self-deception as a 21st-century visual spectacle and multiculti musical mash-up of Jay-Z, George Gershwin and just about everything in between.
For all of Luhrmanns swagger, though, the net effect is akin to seeing The Great Gatsby miniaturized, its characters carefully choreographed against storybook illustrations of overworked perfection.
Its glib to suggest that Luhrmann has made a Great Gatsby for idiots; its more like hes made it for infants, who prefer their nourishment pre-masticated and their stories pictorialized by way of bright, arresting images (baubles you can try to grab are always nice, and help develop fine motor skills).
By no means is The Great Gatsby a disaster: Even at its most shallow, the film rescues Jay Gatsby as a largely sympathetic, romantic figure rather than a cynically ironic one. But neither is it necessary. Childlike, fetishistic and painfully literal, Luhrmanns experiment proves once again that its Fitzgeralds writing not his plot, his characters or his grasp of material detail that has always made Gatsby great.
Carey Mulligan brings less come-hither effervescence than glum self-reflection to the heedless Southern debutante Daisy Buchanan; if Joel Edgerton plays Daisys husband, Tom, with too-rough edges (hes a brute but still nominally well bred), he embodies the role with muscle-bound, narrow-eyed menace.
As Carraway whose reminiscences Luhrmann puts in an utterly gratuitous framing device of a sanitorium therapy session Tobey Maguire is his usual recessive presence, barely registering as either a dynamic part of the events he describes or their watchful witness.
Appropriately enough, Gatsby himself remains offstage as The Great Gatsby gets underway, finally making his dramatic entrance against a backdrop of fireworks to the strains of Rhapsody in Blue. There are hints of Orson Welles Charles Foster Kane in Leonardo DiCaprios interpretation of Jay Gatsby, whom he plays with a playful glint, a boyish, athletic bounce and labored diction that, while appropriate to the shaky provenance of a parvenu, sounds less a clever characterization than DiCaprios own ongoing struggle to convincingly play a grown-up on screen.
There are sensual pleasures to be found in The Great Gatsby Nicks vine-covered cottage next to Gatsbys Gothic mansion, a confection-filled tea party where Jay and Daisy awkwardly reconnect, the spangly, noisy free-for-alls on Gatsbys famous blue lawn.
But for all its devotion to surface sheen, Luhrmanns Gatsby is strangely un-beautiful, never becoming something genuinely new rather than an elaborately illustrated retelling.
When hysteria finally gives way to fatalism, the film itself seems to deflate, tacitly suggesting that the storys most delicate, complex moral reckonings are less interesting than flagrant consumerism and excess.
Despite timely relevance, enduring truths and Luhrmanns earnest efforts to make The Great Gatsby jump off the screen, he and we finally cant help but fail to grasp it.