Well, President Barack Obama warned Russian President Vladimir Putin not to attack Ukraine or there would be repercussions.
Through clandestine means, I have discovered what these repercussions will be.
First, Obama will refuse to speak with Putin (following the long conversation Saturday) for at least a week. No calls, no letters, no messages, no get-togethers for tea, no golf dates.
Second, Obama will demand the return of the Disney World lifetime pass he gave to Putin after Putin stepped in to take the attention off Obama following the “red line” threat to Syria.
To reinforce these demands, Obama will leave to vacation in Hawaii for a week or two.
Who says we don’t have a foreign policy?
J. F. McGrail, Boalsburg