Good Life

"Underwear with Subtext"

I've given up my BVDs

for Lauren's, Klein's and Halston's.

I've traded in my Fruits of the Loom,

for undies that are more fun.

I can now undress with the best of them,

before aerobics at Le Club.

No longer to be subjected to

the generic undies snub.

So, thank you very much Paine Webber

without whom I could never afford

to cover my rear

with expensive gear ...

Even though

I look like a gourd.