This was my conversation with Matthew on Saturday night!.
"Mom, this day was A Bismal.
First, I was FROZEN in the woods.
Second, well, we hit a DEER with the truck on the way home and dad’s grill is smashed. AND it scared me.
Third, I fell off a LADDER. That hurt.
Fourth. Wait, I know there’s more. Fourth, Cincinnati won.
Fifth, Dad has to go back to camp tomorrow.
And sixth, I had to poop in the woods."