I'll take a hamburger with my salad.

We have a chart on the white board each day that shows the lunch choices.  There are always four choices.  While the first three always change, number four stays the same – Chef Salad!  


I was putting the new pictures on the lunch chart at the end of the day, and one little fella yelled, “Hey!  The Jeff Salad is always number four!”


Jane said, “I am not allowed to have the salad.”


Me:  “Why not?”


Jane:  “Cause I’m a vegetarian.  I can only have pizza or hot dogs.”