Today while I was talking to the very quiet children and stressing the important of rules, I heard one of my little fellas in the back of the group CHATTERING away.
Me: "Jackson. Jackson!!! WHO are you TALKING to???"
Jackson: "I am talking to God!"
Me: (Not wanting to offend the very person I've been trying to contact...) "Well, please tell him you're busy and you'll chat with him after school. Now come on up here and join us. Please."