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Yeah, about your obsessions with running, the elliptical, salads, granola, yogurt and rice: I’ve decided to put my food down. Enough is enough!!!
All that healthy stuff cannot POSSIBLY be good for you. And when you decided to walk home from the GYM yesterday??
I decided I might not be your birth mother after all.