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Dear Sarah,

 

 

Yeah, about your obsessions with running, the elliptical, salads, granola, yogurt and rice: I’ve decided to put my food down.  Enough is enough!!!

 

All that healthy stuff cannot POSSIBLY be good for you.  And when you decided to walk home from the GYM yesterday??  

 

I decided I might not be your birth mother after all.

 

 

 

 

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