Ethan: I have someone in this room who is my girlfriend.
Me: Is it Rebekah?
Maria: She broke up with you though.
Ethan: Yeah, but she didn’t mean it. Ruthii broke up with me too... a while ago.
Maria: I would be your girlfriend.
Ethan: No. You pout too much.
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