Listen Up, Ladies!

Overheard at snack time:

Ethan: I have someone in this room who is my girlfriend.

Me: Is it Rebekah?

Ethan: Yes!

Maria: She broke up with you though.

Ethan: Yeah, but she didn’t mean it.  Ruthii broke up with me too... a while ago.

Maria: I would be your girlfriend.

Ethan:   No. You pout too much.