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So, let’s just recap the conversation we had in the truck last night so that I can clarify a few things for you.
When I asked you if you had started learning about the human body in school, you said, and I quote, “OH, I know ALL about the human body!! I don’t need any help with that.”
To which I replied, “And what DO you know?”
You said, “I know that if you hold your bladder too long, PISS will come out of your MOUTH!”
“Yeah. Oh, and I also think I’ll be getting hair on my balls. Here let me show you… “
“NO!!!” Thank God I stopped you as you began to unzip your pants to show me the ONE pubic hair you had located the previous evening. (At least you’re not calling it a nut sack anymore.) However, I’ve reserved several hours for you on Saturday at which time I plan to debunk some of the things that you’ve learned on the playground. Oh, and it will NOT be Show and Tell. Until then, keep those pants zipped mister.