"John, Emma says that you're hoarding all the purple crayons. That means you're kind of hiding them. She said you have all of them and you are not letting anyone else use them. Is that right?"
"No! I am NOT hiding them. I'm MANAGING them."
"Oh. Well, then carry on." Anyone that brilliant deserves the purple crayons.
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