You can almost hear you-know-who say: “Stop wasting your time on those loser cereals!”
Fans of sugary breakfasts and Donald Trump, please look no further. Introducing “The Donald’s Trump Flakes,” the novelty cereal being sold on the streets of Cleveland during the Republican National Convention.
As the box says, these “tasty bites of freedom really tell it like it is,” because “the only thing that should be sugar coated is your cereal.”
While you eat, enjoy a back-of-the-box word search game and find Trump-worthy terms like “loser” and “China.” If Trump’s not your candidate, don’t worry — there will reportedly be a Hillary Clinton version for sale next week at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia.
Bella Fordyce is a Penn State University journalism student covering the Republican National Convention for the Centre Daily Times.