A few benefits

Without heroin and cocaine you will:

1. Pay less in taxes

2. Suffer less crime

3. Imprison fewer minority and ethnic group members

4. Feel better about the mental and moral health of your children

5. Have a sense of reason and justice restored

6. Live in better communities

7. Reduce your cost of health insurance

8. Pay less into the legal justice system and get a better system

9. Be more tolerant of immigrants

10. Have better schools

11. Be a better person

If just these few benefits don’t suggest even more, call 911. Have the paramedic check for signs of a pulse.